- đăMade with 3 Organic Mushrooms Extracts for Brain HealthăWe call this Proprietary BUFFED blend, SHROOOM POWER*. Organic Cordyceps Sinensis, Organic Lionâs Mane, & Organic Maitake Mushroom. You’re not going to start Haluscinating no matter how bad you want to. Although there is a chance that the power of these mushrooms will give your brain an erection so intense that you feel like you have actually become a different person.
- đ§ ăNootropics for Improving Thinking, Learning & MemoryăBacopa Monnieri, L-Tyrosine, L-Carnitine, & L-Theanine. Bacopa-that ass right up here and get your brain thinking, learning, and remembering. A focus thatâs so intense you’ll be able to do things that you never thought possible; Like getting a raise! (hehehehehe) No, we believe in you but that freaking squirrel looking dude that keeps getting all the attention in the office, heâs going down.
- â ăMore StuffăMagnesium, Caffeine & Vitamin B1, B3, B5, B6, B12. B-Vitamins for more natural energy. 150 mg of caffeine to give you that instant spark. Just don’t take more than 2 cause our Lawyers don’t like emails from peeps that had 450 MG of caffeine coursing through their veins.
- đăNo DyesăThe only thing we care about âdyeingâ is canned energy. And we also care about the death of people not understanding at all what theyâre putting in their body and just falling for stupid marketing ploys like having a giant logo in an MMA ring and people thinking thatâs the drink they should be buying just because that company has so much money all they could do was put a giant letter in the middle of freaking spot where people beat eachother up (youâre welcome for a run on story)
- đ§ŚăHealthy Energy DrinkăBuffed Energy is what happens when your early 2,000’s music festival collides with your resident hippie. We’re not looking to knock your socks off with an insane amount of caffeine…we’re looking to knock your socks off and fuel your brain with god-like focus from four Nootropics, three Organic Mushrooms, Electrolytes, B-Vitamins AND Caffeine. It’s a f*cking cocktail of all the greatest things you’d ever want for energy, god-like focus and brain health.
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| Price | $19.99$19.99 | $66.60$66.60 | $19.99$19.99 | $66.60$66.60 |
| Price / Stick | $2.97 | $1.98 | $2.97 | $1.98 |
| Caffeine | 150mg | 150mg | 150mg | 150mg |
| Nootropics | â | â | â | â |
| Organic Mushrooms | â | â | â | â |
| Electrolytes | â | â | â | â |
| B-Vitamins? | B1, B3, B5, B6, B12 | B1, B3, B5, B6, B12 | B1, B3, B5, B6, B12 | B1, B3, B5, B6, B12 |
| Is this too powerful for a can? | SEE | FOR | YOUR | SELF |
| Will this knock my socks off? | â | Yes, and your clothes | â | Yes, and your clothes |
KILLER ENERGY
A cocktail blend of brain health and energy. 3 Mushrooms, 4 Nootropics, 150mg of Caffeine, Electrolytes & B-Vitamins.
Fight Brain fog like your life or maybe your bank account depends on it, cause it really kind of does you know?
Behold The Power of BUFFED Energy
| 3 Types Of Mushroom Extract | SHROOOM Power Contain 3 types of Organic Mushrooms; Cordyceps, Lion’s Mane & Maitake. Foraged from deep in the magical forest (but also a super lab that’s 100% legit) BUFFED Energy was created on the basis of brain function, overall health and god-like focus & productivity. We only settle for the absolute best, and that Canned Energy crap wasn’t it. Mushrooms help brain function, brain cells and gut health, so yeah, we’re better than whatever you’re drinking now. |
| Nootropics | On the path to find the greatest mixture of focus, Nootropics are on the top of the list. Fight the brain fog, improve your mental alertness and concentration and Bacopa Monnieri that assssss. |
| 150 MG Caffeine | If you’re looking for a product that is laced with caffeine and nothing else, there is plenty of that on the market. Just enough caffeine to make you feel like you can beat up your dad, but not enough for a harsh spike or insane crash. A little jolt will do the job. |
| Electrolytes For Hydration |
HELP US DESTROY CANNED ENERGY
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? CAN. CAN WHO? CANS SUCK DRINK BUFFED.
DON’T BE CANNED ENERGY’S B*TCH
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